Who am I? I’m the tooth fairy, I guess. My life is just that far fetched that I must be.
I was recruiting more bloggers to connect with companies – my new work – when a certain one contacted me. He plague me with questions and seemed quite odd. He even asked me who I was, which felt strange. In any case, I told him my name was Danie, and I was just a chick who earned money on the road, and that I was currently swinging from a hammock in Mexico. I even sent him my blog link.
He continued to act weird, so I sort of ignored him when he said he’d sent me an email (which I didn’t actually receive) as I wasn’t interested in working with him. He then sent me the following messages:
“No answer from you? Do you even exist?
Who are you?
What are you?
Swinging in your hammock are you? [I was.]
Who are you, really?”
So I replied… “I just find you incredibly odd and off putting so… I have not replied. Never got an email from you. And in fact I am swinging in my hammock. Who am I really? Who are you really? I’m just a chick who earns a living on the road…”
He sent me one last message before blocking me:
“We will never work together. Nothing more matters.”
And just like that, the man who didn’t believe I existed vanished.
I’ve just never had anyone not believe in my existence before. I swear guys, I’m real, I exist. I just have a rather unusual lifestyle. Just like the tooth fairy.