I’m the Tooth Fairy

tooth fairy

Who am I? I’m the tooth fairy, I guess. My life is just that far fetched that I must be.

I was recruiting more bloggers to connect with companies – my new work – when a certain one contacted me. He plague me with questions and seemed quite odd. He even asked me who I was, which felt strange. In any case, I told him my name was Danie, and I was just a chick who earned money on the road, and that I was currently swinging from a hammock in Mexico. I even sent him my blog link.

He continued to act weird, so I sort of ignored him when he said he’d sent me an email (which I didn’t actually receive) as I wasn’t interested in working with him. He then sent me the following messages:

“No answer from you? Do you even exist?

Who are you?

What are you?

Swinging in your hammock are you? [I was.]

Who are you, really?”

So I replied… “I just find you incredibly odd and off putting so… I have not replied. Never got an email from you. And in fact I am swinging in my hammock. Who am I really? Who are you really? I’m just a chick who earns a living on the road…”

He sent me one last message before blocking me:

“We will never work together. Nothing more matters.”

And just like that, the man who didn’t believe I existed vanished.

I’ve just never had anyone not believe in my existence before. I swear guys, I’m real, I exist. I just have a rather unusual lifestyle. Just like the tooth fairy.


Danie is a lovable and insane digital nomad of sorts. If you ever wondered what's a nomad, you've come to the right place. She enjoys oversharing, telling every detail of her life, and chilling on the beach, among other things. Danie is rather odd, and she likes it that way. Be sure to subscribe to hear more of her ramblings, and find out when Danie finally gets to fulfill her biggest dream: cuddling a platypus.

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