SuicideGirls: Alternative Hot Nude Girls

SuicideGirls: Alternative Hot Nude Girls
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Something has been creeping into my mind for a while now. Well, in truth, I thought about it years ago. Many years ago. But I just had my reservations. The thing is, I could totally make it work, I just need to learn a few things first. And look at me, for god sake. I’ve learned to start up a blog, and how to monetize it (at least a bit). I started a new business. I’m pretty bad ass at figuring shit out as I go. So why the hell can’t I be one of the SuicideGirls? Maybe it’s time to be one of those hot nude girls known as a Suicide Girl.

Alternative Style Hot Nude Girls: SuicideGirls

The name sounds awful, doesn’t it? I mean, if you already know what SuicideGirls are, you don’t think I’m crazy right now. If you’ve never heard of a Suicide Girl, however, you’re probably thinking, “God, don’t kill yourself, Danie!”

Fret not, my friends, fret not. SuicideGirls has precisely nothing to do with suicide. Why did they even pick this name?! It’s kind of awful. Then again, it’s catchy. You see the name and think, “What in god’s name?!” Then you check them out.

And when you do, you’ll probably be in awe. SuicideGirls is a site with lots and lots of hot nude girls. Yep, that’s right, naked chicks. And I want to be one of them. Wait, I already am, aren’t I? I mean, I spend most of my time on nude beaches or naked campgrounds, what’s the difference? My Instagram is splattered with naked (yet covered) photos. Clearly, I have no problem with nudity.

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What Sets SuicideGirls Apart?

These are no ordinary models. They aren’t your typical beauties by any means. Instead, SuicideGirls is a site with alternative models. They’re the girls with pink hair. They’re the ones covered in tattoos. These girls aren’t your normal idea of beautiful, though they are absolutely stunning nonetheless. Hot nude girls that aren’t your norm? Yeah, sounds pretty fun.

I feel like they will be hard as hell to compete with. But when did that every stop me? I’m good looking enough. I’m not a stick with jagged edge bones sticking out here and there, but I’m not fat either. Hell, I can suck my belly in as good as the next girl can.

And you don’t have to actually be a model to begin with, though I’m sure many are. You really just need to be someone who’s good at posing and has no problem with nudity. I’ve got the nudity part down. Posing, on the other hand… well that leaves something to be desired. Fortunately, I have a friend for that.

The Idea of Becoming a Suicide Girl

Lying in my hammock the other day after working, I was stoned as could be. I just started thinking. I wasn’t thinking about anything in particular, just pondering life and all. Suddenly it hit me: I could be a Suicide Girl. I mean, why not? I guess the big, “why not?” is I can’t pose worth a damn. And I don’t have a photographer to take the shots. Okay, those are two big setbacks.

Fortunately, what I do have are friends. I have lots of those. I like to collect them on my travels (but I only keep the good ones). Last spring I was going to the Kansas City Tattoo Convention, and had nowhere to stay in the city. I posted on Facebook in the hopes that one of my friends knew someone I could crash with in Kansas City. I was in luck! One of my close friends has a sister that lives there. Score! We got in touch, and I headed on over to her place.

A Friendship Was Born

From the first moment we totally hit it off. The more we got to know each other, the more I found out she did. And what she did was everything. She had seriously tried everything under the sun. One of her most impressive accomplishments was that she had her photographs published in National Geographic fourteen times. Adding to her awesomeness, she is one of only two people who has been published from iPhone photos on the site. Yeah. She rocks.

Having acquired a camera since then (though this is still a recent development), she’s even more ready to go. She’s done everything under the sun, so of course the girl has modeled too. Oh, and did I mention she’s good at doing makeup? She’s a one woman show. She hasn’t every really done hot nude girls photo shoots, but hey, the girl can do everything. She’s got this.

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And So My Journey to joining SuicideGirls Begins

I sent her the most random stoned message, telling her that I wanted to be one of the SuicideGirls, and I needed her to get her ass down to Mexico to take photos of me.

She said yes. She’s rushing her passport. While her normal style of photography is trees and the like, I know she’s got this covered. Add to that her past modeling experience, and she can teach me like a pro. I was rather shocked, though, I must say. In all my years of traveling – five straight to be exact – I’ve never told a friend, “You need to come here now,” and had it actually work. But this friend is just no ordinary pal. She’s special. She lives by the seat of her pants, and goes with the flow. And the flow told her it was time to come to Mexico. To boot, she’s battling depression right now, and needs an escape for a bit. How could she say no?

So How Do You Actually Become a Suicide Girl?

It’s not as simple as just getting a great photographer and taking some rad ass photos to become a Suicide Girl. SuicideGirls is an insanely competitive website to get into. While you may call it soft core porn in a way, I’m totally okay with that. I mean, nudity is my thing anyways. You have to start your photo set completely clothed, and wind up totally naked. That doesn’t mean spread eagle, though. You’ve seen my photos where I’m covered yet naked. That’s totally their style. Well, except for a little boob action. Again, though, I’m not ashamed of my body. You can see my boobs.

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Why Haven’t I Joined SuicideGirls in the Past?

I mean, I’ve known about SuicideGirls for many years. Why the hell didn’t I join in earlier? The thing is that when you submit a photo set of 40 to 60 photos, it goes into member review. This means anyone who has a paid membership to the website can see your photos – before you ever get paid. You then become a “hopeful”, meaning you hope to become a Suicide Girl. No guarantees, but your photos are still out there. If successful, you get $500 for your photo set, and your photographer gets $200 as well.

I never liked the idea of my nude photos being up without payment first. These days, however, I have nude photos everywhere. Mind you, they are covered up nudes, but still, I clearly have no issue with nudity. Something shifted within me since the idea last popped to mind. What do I care if some random people on the internet see my boobs? Random dude walking down the beach sees my boobs all the time, so who really gives a shit?

Why SuicideGirls?

There are definitely other alternative model sites out there, though most you have to become a model and then go to photo shoots. Two issues here. Number one, I am not a model, and need extensive direction. My friend will put up with this, but will a professional photographer pick the awkward girl with no clue what she’s doing? Or will they pick the one that’s a pro at making herself look amazing. Yep, exactly. Secondly, where in god’s name would I do photo shoots? I’m based out of precisely nowhere (or, at best, Zipolite in Mexico, where there are no photo shoots, let alone alternative ones, going on).

SuicideGirls has you submit your own sets rather than going to a specific photographer as needed. So I can have anyone take the photos anytime to become a Suicide Girl. Will they accept my first set? It’s a total toss up. Who. The fuck. Knows. But I’m going to try to be one of their hot nude girls. What’s the harm in giving a go, right?

How to Become a Suicide Girl

This one is pretty simple. Take photos, and pick the 40 to 60 best ones. Apply to be a Suicide Girl. If you’re lucky, your set will then go to member review. But you’re not that lucky with just this! It just means members can see your photos. Essentially, your pictures are good enough for the site. Now you have to get accepted for set of the day. That is how you officially become a Suicide Girl, and join the ranks on SuicideGirls.com. Some people have their first set become set of the day, while others take ten sets. Some never get in, and they remain hopefuls forever. Remember, a lot of hot nude girls apply for this.

I do not intend to remain a hopeful. No, I’m going to do this right. I’m going to scour photos of Suicide Girls and have my friend who is taking photos do the same. We are going to make me into one of the hot nude girls known as SuicideGirls. Can you imagine what that would do for my blog? From random travel blogger, different from the rest in many ways, but how does a random who stumbles upon my site know that? To Suicide Girl travel blogger. Yeah, I like the ring to that.

Of course if you succeed in becoming a Suicide Girl there are other things that could happen. I see some doing live video steams, and partaking in events. They even have a Suicide Girls burlesque show called Blackheart Burlesque that’s all SuicideGirls. Who knows what else there is…

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Next Steps

So stay tuned, my friends and dear readers. This bitch is going to join SuicideGirls. My friend is coming in a month to take the shots. You bet you’ll be seeing some of them, but you’ll just have to join SuicideGirls.com and promote me if you want more. Sorry kids, but nothing is free. Except for a lot of things, like love and happiness and friendship. But you know, not SuicideGirls. Sorry about that.

Suicide Girls – Blackheart Burlesque by Emily Sauro

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3 Comments:

  1. This is a big and great step for you!! I think you have what it takes to get this done!!! Go for the moon and then Saturn’s rings!!! Great job!!!

  2. Rachelle, your mother

    You.are.killing.me.

  3. Thezombiedolls.com is trying to breakthru in mexico.

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