So this one day in Zipolite Mexico I went into my tent to find a small gecko. I was like awe buddy I’m not gonna kill you, but this sleeping arrangement ain’t gonna work. And he’s all like yeah I’m trying to escape but I don’t know the way out and you’re secretly gonna murder me. I’m like bro can you just… just stay still. I’ll find something to get you out.
And he hops and hides and I’m all fuck man where are you? Then Rey says something to me and I yell from the tent BUSY UNO MOMENTO!! And then I find broskie and finally scoop him up with the all purpose blanket I bought in the Houston airport at 5am last January while with my friend freezing trying to sleep. The blanket always came in handy. See ya buddy. Have a nice life.
And life carried on on Playa Zipolite.