Kayak Man

“I’d like to rent a kayak for an hour.” Man hesitates, “Ok… but we don’t have two person kayaks… only one person…” …I had walked in there alone. What on earth am I going to do with a two person kayak by myself?

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

I feel like I’ve just awoken from a terrible, terrible nightmare. No, I didn’t get robbed (not this time). Yes, I am completely fine now. …And yes, I did something stupid. Come on, it’s me, you knew it was coming. This one was particularly bad. Two days ago I set …

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I don’t know how I do it. I’m out of pointers and tips and how-to’s. Maybe I land myself in these beautiful scenarios because I’m so good at getting myself into the terrible ones… Who knows, but here I am. I’d skipped over Bangkok and Pattaya – for better or …

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I have arrived. After a two hour flight to Seattle, our seven hour layover flew by (thanks, beer!) and we boarded the ten hour plane ride to Tokyo. We lucked out, as my tv screen wasn’t working, so the stewardess let me move to a different seat – meaning more …

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